( MAIL TIME )

[preserves]

Hello?

... Well, I guess you're just suppose to leave a message here, right?
Don't worry, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Oh. Right. This is Asbel. In case anyone was wondering.

[ BEEP. . . ]

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voice;

[tsunderekun]

[Harassing Asbel using a different voice pitch.

Take two.]

Hey, you! Stop taking my newspaper or I'll call the authorities!

voice;

[preserves]

[ ...




Wait what. ]

Newspaper? Hey, hold on, I didn't take anyone's newspaper!

... Do you have right the number?

voice;

[tsunderekun]

Yeah, I'm pretty damn sure I have the right number!

You know what you did! Don't deny it!

[youneverlisten]

[Looks like someone left a plain cardboard box in your mailbox. A closer look shows that someone drew white and blue snowflakes all over it and wrote "To: Mr. Asbel Lhant" on it. Inside is a dark blue scarf with matching gloves. Taped to a chocolate orange is a slightly hard to read note. Whoever wrote it has a little bit of a chicken scratch quality to their handwriting.]

Merry Christmas Mr. Lhant. We've never actually met so I wasn't really sure what to get you. So I'm really sorry if this isn't that good of a gift. It's been cold so I thought these would at least be useful to you. I hope you have a good New Years too.

christmas basket! (at work)

[hoasen]

[Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! It is a time of generosity, and so Vietnam would very much like to share this. During work at the Honeybee Bakery Cafe, your assistant manager will be leaving a basket full of goodies for you at the back. One will discover some bánh quy bơ quế (butter cookies with the best Vietnamese cinnamon she can get her hands on), and an assortment of mứt (candied fruit preserves) for the New Year. A card is included:]

Asbel Lhant,

Chúc Mừng Giáng Sinh! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

May your new year be prosperous and successful.

Vietnam

at work

[beyourwarmth]

[ Nai has gotten misangas for everyone in the staff. with a smile and a hug too! ]

Merry Christmas!!!

On his bedside table

[wrestling]

[ Husbando... you made waifu so happy with that gift, you conquered her maiden heart with such a graceful gift... except not, but let's pretend it did!!

On his bedside table that morning, he will find a gift nicely wrapped in blue and white stripes, and a red ribbon on top. Red like their infinite love for each other.

When he opens it, he'll find a pair of sophisticated, expensive glasses and a note attached. ]

Excellent eyewear for any season and any occasion, especially for training and jogging. I expect you to keep them with care. Merry Christmas.

- Oogami Sakura

( mailbox. )

[quaria]

[Kawaiibel. c: Merry Christmas! Setsuna left a gift box, the colors quite bright. The main color is sea green; just like the ocean on a bright, summer day. The ribbon is white, with a handwritten "To: Asbel Lhant" card attached.

Inside of the box, Asbel will find this wonderful S'Mores Maker, a device so easy to use... Even Asbel can't screw up cooking S'Mores with it! The gift includes a few bags of ready-to-cook S'Mores, so go crazy!

There's also a white flower on top of the gift, as well as a handwritten note:]

Asbel Lhant, Merry Christmas.

Thank you for consistently doing your best at work. We have always highly appreciated it. Your bright smile is a good energy resource for all of us.

I look forward to our continued joint effort. Please, do take care.

-Setsuna F. Seiei

[nyanprince]

[This is Yogi's first Valentine's Day, and he's excited to share his love with all of his friends! In your mailbox is a box with red wrapping paper and pink ribbon! Inside is a box of assorted chocolates, a pair of red gloves, and a card with a cute sheep] on the front of it! On the inside of the card the following is written.]

You have a very important place in my heart as my friend, so I hope you have a very Happy Valentines Day! May your day filled with a lot of love and happiness! ♥

backdated to feb. 14th (at honeybee cafe)

[beyourwarmth]

[ Nai's Valentine gift is a box of strawberry chocolate with a note saying Happy Valentine's Day ]

Voice;

[tsunderekun]

[ring ring. It's another unknown caller. And once again, Gareki had decided to disguise his voice.

This time, he's pinching his nose to give off a really nasally effect.]

Uhh yeeaaaah. Hiii. I'd like to make an order for delivery? Can I get like four double cheese burgers, two large fries, a large order of chicken nuggets, and a diet cola?

As you can see, I'm trying to watch my weight a little.

Voice;

[preserves]

[ Oh hey, a call!




..... wait what nevermind. ]

Uh, I'm sorry sir, but I think you have the wrong number. This is Asbel Lhant.

[ watching his weight??? But... that...

what. ]

Voice;

[tsunderekun]

That's okay, dude. I don't need your name or anything. I just want my food.

Oh wait!! I there's something else I wanted to add.

Now what was it?

UH...............................

..............................

....................

.......................

..............

[Clearly hogging up the phone line.]

video

[girlmemo]

[ on this episode of Harassing Asbel ] Ugh... Asbel, this is Gareki. [ HAHAHAHA no ] Listen, it's not like I'm concerned or anything, but how're you holding up? I got switched with someone from the cafe, it looks like.

video

[preservedcircle]

[ OH NO NOT AGAIN.

But... whoa. Was Gareki actually concerned about him? Really?

THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED ASBEL IS SO MOVED. Well. If he didn't have a woman's face. ]

I wish I could say I was better, but this is a little hard to get use to. [ Since, y'know, he's never been a girl before. ]

You too?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh3KagpasVo

[healingcircle]

[Hi Asbel, you have an obnoxious not!girlfriend calling.

...But since you're a loser who won't pick up the phone, she'll just leave you a message.]

Asbel! Hey Asbel, you're not going to believe this, but Sophie's here! Call me back when you get this, okay? I- I'm gonna show her around in the meantime...

[Just a pause as she considers this. Yeah, that's a good plan for now.]

See you!

[click.]

RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE

[preserves]

[ ew wow who is this chick leaving him a message-

I mean HI CHERIA HI.

Asbel's listening to the message, and just as it was about to end the boy had already sprung to his feet and nearly caused his device to drop from his hands. Yeah, you can tell he's excited. ]

Wh... what!? Sophie is here, really? [ Like Cheria would really lie to him, but he's gotta know for sure! ] Uh, yeah, is she okay? What are you two doing?

... Cheria? [ ANSWER HIM HE'S AN IMPATIENT FATHER. ]

[shotstaff]

heyyyy asbel!
quick question of the century here:
you know if this place has any scrap metal just
yknow
lyin around?

[preserves]

....

what are you planning to do Pascal?

[shotstaff]

[ graces mass text ahoy. this is partly to make sure that she wasn't hallucinating and partly to make sure that none of her pals were victims that weren't screened. ]

asbel!
you saw that messed-up video too right?

[preserves]

[ Gah, screw all this texting stuff! Asbel was never good at it anyways, and he wanted immediate answers instead of waiting for Pascal to reply back.

SO ONTO VOICE HE GOES. ]

Y-yeah, I did. I don't know what's going on, but are you okay? You're not hurt, are you?

christmas gift!

[hoasen]

[Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! It is a time of generosity, and so Vietnam would very much like to share this. During work at the Honeybee Bakery Cafe, your assistant manager will be leaving a basket full of goodies for you at the back, containing bánh quy bơ quế (butter cookies with the best Vietnamese cinnamon she can get her hands on), and an assortment of mứt (candied fruit preserves) for the New Year.

He's also received a container full of curry. What the? And a card is included:]

Asbel,

Chúc Mừng Giáng Sinh! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

May your new year be prosperous and successful.

Vietnam

gift! (Dec 25th)

[thirdbeauty]

[A small, simple bundle shows up in Asbel's mailbox, wrapped in tissue paper and tied with a ribbon. The tag reads "Asbel" and "From: Natsuru".

Inside is a few green tea cookies with strawberry icing. They're not picture-perfect, but they're not burnt and came out tasting alright!]

action!! ....... waaaaaay backdated

[wyrmsbane]

[ So, she's knocking on this door and waiting for an answer. ]

HELLOOOOOO??

OH BOY.

[preserves]

[ A knock???

Asbel is quick to answer the door, eyes staring straight out infront of him. ]

... Uh, hello?

[ Wait no the voice was somewhere around--

--oh hi small child. ]

Hey there! Is there anything I can help you with? [ Maybe a friend of his "daughter"? ]